I'm Going to Write a Cookbook!

This isn't a new idea for me; over the years I've made numerous starts on one, but never continued with them. 

I want to write a cookbook for people—mainly guys—who have never cooked before.  (I know there are a whole lot of lazy bums out there who want to steal my idea—which isn't even original—but I'm going to hire a witch doctor to put a charm on the thing, so that any plagiarism will get sores on their butts, and will never be able to sit down.)  Incidentally, there is a website that specializes in instruction about how to do numerous things you've never tried before; it's called wikihow.  Unfortunately, every time someone writes in a new post, a team of improvers jumps on the thing and ruins the article.  I used to be on there, so I know. 😞