Friday, September 30, 2016

We all need to calm down. It's embarassing, but not the end (yet)

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Wherever I look on the Internet, once again I see posts (1) vilifying Trump, (2) vilifying Hillary Clinton, (3) vilifying Jill Stein, (4) vilifying Gary Johnson, (5) Vilifying Barack Obama, (5) vilifying Mitch O' Connell, and so on.

Talking about low bars, this is easy, folks; it doesn't take a lot to vilify all these people, because they have been acting foolishly for a couple of years, and it's sort of Click Bait, really, to offer yet another diatribe against people who have been nihilipilificated umpteen times (without showing any embarrassment, withal; it has become too common).

But there is a new troublesome tone to all this private (and commercial) propaganda: people across the USA are actually getting nervous about (1) the outcome of the elections, and (2) how much damage each of these supposedly dangerous people can cause.  Well, certainly our checks and balances are not perfect, as 20 years of Republicans in the White House have shown us: if the Supreme Court supports the GOP, it can get away with quite a lot.  But still, it is my suspicion that Trump has sought the Presidency for just a few reasons, chief among which is that he wants to repeal the (to him) burdensome estate tax that will wear down the value of the inheritance that Melania and the kids will get.  To this end, he is enduring all these insults, and he's probably telling the family, "Don't you forget it. I ate a lot of $#!+ to make sure you guys get to keep my ill-gotten gains!"  Unfortunately, Trump's reading level and attention span is probably a little too low to actually understand some of the writing that has come through reviling him.

Once again, ---and if I'm wrong, I will edit this post in retrospect--- politics should not be made into an exhausting, expensive, frustrating responsibility that doesn't go away 24-7.  It should be something we can do thoughtfully, discussing with our friends and acquaintances, with whom we can disagree without raised voices, okay, maybe even blog about it at leisure.  If I get my hands on the people who made politics into this train wreck in slow motion, I will inflict a slow, painful death on them.

Talk to those who feel like you do.  Be open to the arguments of those on the other side, who are honestly just as unhappy as you are, because their champion is AWOL.  Give them just one or two arguments why you do not support their man (or woman).  Here's why I do not support some of these other candidates.

Gary Johnson.  This fellow sounds like a very reasonable man, but I do not like his plank to privatize public education.  I also do not like the general principle of eliminating taxes altogether, or even establishing a flat tax rate.  I could be made to support simplifying the tax code, but Johnson wants to go much further.  This will simply stand in the way of legislation that is far more urgent.

Jill Stein.  If not for the vaccination problem (go look it up) and her lack of politically experienced advisors, she might get my vote.  But those important tiles are missing from her space shuttle.

So, panic does not seem to be a useful road to take.  It is undignified, and unproductive.  Relax, and help with getting the vote out.  The larger the turnout, the less likely we're going to get an idiot in the White House.  We have about a month.

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Friday, September 23, 2016

The Election Business

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Oh Jeeze.

It used to be so much simpler to stand for election.  I wonder how much Lincoln spent on his campaign, or how much Woodrow Wilson spent.

Consider how much anguish we feel about this election, the drama, the vitriol, the stupidity, the videos, the inanities we must deplore, the numerous polls so assiduously deconstructed for us, the rumors about poor health, the complaints about being unfriendly to the pestilential press.  The debates, the blogs, the ...  AAAAAAAAAARGH!

The money is almost the least of it.  Every succeeding election is presented as the election that will perhaps allow future elections to be held.  The war to end all wars.  A referendum on whether the political process is dead.  A desperate poll on whether the American Way is The Right Way.  Whether the American Dream has died.  Whether This Planet Will Survive.

Listen kids.  The quadrennial Presidential Election is simply one about who will be the President, and Vice President, for the next four years.  It should not be about the future of the planet.  It is not about the future of the planet.

Having said that, I have to observe that the systemic changes in the political process by the GOP has given a sense of desperation to the process, which has actually backfired on them.  By various means (not least that of pretending that being sophisticated about national politics was something that the crafty Democrats do to misguide the population), gerrymandering, stacking the Supreme Court, fooling with the tax code, enabling money in politics via the People United thing, all these things have brought us to this escalating sense of desperation that we feel today.  And brought the GOP a presidential candidate that they do not like.  Ironically, we're not in a position to savor the irony, because the joke is on everyone.  We now have to get out and beat the bushes for those who will vote in November.  Why can't we just peacefully vote, and then come home and have a beer?  Why must we all be active members of the political machine?  Why must we all chip in $15 to help defeat ... whomever?  But no.  Even Al Franken wants us to work like hell until November.  But he doesn't realize that we can't stop then either.

And it isn't as though the desperation will subside after the election is over.  It will be strife for the foreseeable future.  There will be no weekend.  It will be election season from now until forever, AND WE WILL LOSE EVERY TIME.

Only one force could bring us to this state.  That force is Business.  It is in the interest of some business or other---very likely many businesses---that the political process should be in permanent overdrive. Not a day goes by that the Media does not whine that Hillary Clinton doesn't provide them with more sensational fodder.  Business is considered a powerful force for good.  But it is a powerful force for anxiety and fear.  And a powerful force for pissing me off.

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Thursday, September 22, 2016

This Could Ease Your Tax Resentment

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Almost all the conservatives I know (Libertarians, and former Republicans) have their anger about paying taxes as their central gripe.  In other words, almost all conservatives are fiscal conservatives, and they encourage each other with various tropes (I'm not absolutely sure what that means, but I believe that they're common misconceptions), such as ... OK, I deleted that, so as not to set off my easily distractible readers.

You rarely learn about the resources the various levels of government provide unless --and until-- you work in the public sector, or you have a wife who works in the public sector.  So here's a brief crib sheet for all of you.  My wife (shh, don't tell anyone) is the grants manager of a rural county, and so she is more familiar with federal grants that may be applied for by deserving municipalities, to help them with their numerous projects. This list will be heavy on things that help the poor.  Keep track of how many of these things a wealthy citizen could do by himself, or with the cooperation of like-minded fat cats!  Not many, you will find.

One thing poor municipalities need help with are roads, bridges, water and sewage.  These are probably the sorts of projects that even Rush Limbaugh would agree has to be done communally; no one is going to take care of their own sewage, except to link it to a public system that has been paid for with . . . what?  Taxes.  (If we did not pay taxes, we would have to send our sewage directly into the closest stream, rather than delay it by a few decades.  I can see even now some libertarians indignantly protesting that of course they would pay some taxes.)

Waste management is an important social responsibility.  Not everyone can afford a private landfill on their property; the local government has no alternative to using public lands for this purpose, and managing it as carefully as they can afford to.  This is often a bone of contention with many conservatives.  They would prefer that the waste facility should be located as far from their homes as possible, in which case they would also prefer that the least amount of public finances should be spent on them.  This is where Libertarians really have no fair answer to the problem: should the waste facility be located closest to the citizens least able to protest?  Another approach is to give it to some private business to handle, and in order to make money, they would do a good job of it!  But monopolies are dangerous, and that would seem to be a major point against such a solution.  So it falls to the government.

Every municipality has building codes, and zoning ordinances.  Conservatives are generally opposed to these sorts of restrictions--for themselves.  However, they're usually in favor of some sorts of controls over the crap that people on the wrong side of the tracks are allowed to put on their lots, especially if the said lots are visible from the roads that they travel on.  But enlightened conservatives are generally agreed that zoning is a good thing, even if particular ordinances might not really result in the environment they would prefer to have.  It is the municipality: the county, city or state that pays for the labor and the time of those who design the zoning ordinances, and those who enforce them.  There are rules about how a property may be divided up, to prevent a neighborhood from degenerating into a mass of fences separating miniscule* lots.  In which neighborhoods commercial development is allowed, and so on.

A major concern is emergency shelter.  Women fleeing spousal abuse, sometimes with their children, need both temporary shelter, and possibly long-term housing.  People being released from prison need shelter, and an address to give if seeking employment (and of course, we're rooting for them to find a job, and nobody wants to rent to them, and they're sometimes not welcome at home).  Elderly folk whose former employment was not sufficient to provide a home in their advanced old age need shelter, or housing assistance.  It could happen to anyone.

Drug addiction rehabilitation is now becoming an issue with so-called bipartisan support.  It is gradually emerging that addiction to Heroin can only be treated by prescribing precisely controlled doses of another related drug, which is only chemically addictive (but not psychologically addictive), and reducing the dose incredibly gradually.  For some patients, the expected treatment time is close to three years, during which the patient has to be constantly steered away from either total despair, or sometimes overconfidence, with demands to step up the rate of reduction, a bad step that invariably leads to relapse.

The legal system, in the case of the weaker members of society: women, children, and the elderly, must work in tandem with social services.  Restraint orders, parole, child abuse, foster care, all require full-time staff, who must be paid, supervised, and evaluated.  It is difficult to imagine the attitudes of moderate conservatives to these issues; some would like these problems to be handled by religious organizations, which I think is completely inappropriate, and would ultimately lead to proselytization of a particularly unhappy sort.  Others would blame the problem on general social malaise, claiming that the welfare state encourages the need for these services.  When affluent families unexpectedly find their members in need of these services, they're embarrassed, and keep it quiet.

Emergency Services need an enormous amount of coordinating.  Every year, new technology enables more efficient approaches to firefighting, emergency medical services, so that upgrading facilities and equipment is a major expense for each county.

Many of these projects are funded by Federal grants.  The grants are sent out through the State governments, which demand an opportunity to influence the flow of Federal money, after which they trickle down to the county level, after which the county assesses which of the numerous proposals they have received deserves funding.  Once the applications are written, they are sent back along the tube, to the state, and then to the Federal agency.  If a grant is approved, the state representative for the county usually rushes to announce the award, and to take credit!  (It is particularly embarrassing if the representative concerned is a fiscal conservative, and is opposed to paying for such projects with tax money in the first place.)

One of the problems with older cities is the proliferation of unsightly electrical lines along streets.  Relocating cables underground is usually effected by a partnership between private individuals and businesses, and city and county governments.  In principle, there is nothing to prevent private individuals from forming a consortium to negotiate with the utility companies to undertake the move, but one would expect that the County has a little more ability to negotiate a lower price for the project that a consortium of individuals would have.  The county would also have the resources to supervise the design of the project from the point of view of safety, and future planning.

Finally, planning is something the county does on behalf of numerous constituencies.  Water supply, schools and education, waste management, security, arts and entertainment, traffic management, rivers and pollution management, flood planning, geological survey, emergency management and evacuation plans.

Numerous other esoteric--in the sense of being far removed from public consciousness-- initiatives fall into the lap of county and local governments.  When money is tight, some of the most important initiatives are put on hold, because they are so far from the public eye that they are the ones least likely to be protested, and to have the least impact on the elected officials who must decide how to allocate the reduced funds.  This is fine, unless an unexpected emergency takes place, which would usually result in the officials losing their seats, and new, completely inexperienced replacements being elected in their place.  It is a tricky world in which we live.

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*Yes, I looked up the spelling.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

A Broader View of This Year's Politics

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The political developments of the past couple of years have been alarming for liberals and conservatives alike.  At times like this, theories crop up everywhere, and it's tempting to enthusiastically adopt the most recent theory we've seen!  (I confess.)  But the right thing to do is to consider them all, and try and glean the most valuable insights from each.

Guys (and gals) who comment on the political scene for a living certainly do this; this is where Blogs were born, actually.  Political bloggers used to read all sources who were commenting on the political events of the day, and condense them for their readers.  (I tend rather to simply present my own opinions, something I'm technically not qualified to do.)  Unfortunately, in these times of strong opinions, we tend only to read articles with which we agree, which is not always a good thing, witness what comes out of Donald Trump.

In addition, political commentators do write beautifully, some of them.  I happened to pick up a copy of Time Magazine, something I had not read for decades, and several small articles caught my eye.

Political Edutainment:  One of these articles contains the following paragraph (Joe Klein).

"In the days before the mayhem surrounding Britain’s vote to leave the European Union, Jeff Zucker–the impresario of CNN–hired the noted Trump campaign heavy Corey Lewandowski as a “political analyst” for a rumored $500,000. He would have been expensive at half the price. I feel bad for all the fine journalists at CNN, but Zucker is a man of our times, lured by the sirens of simplicity and ratings. The passage of Brexit and the presence of Donald Trump are the results of a massive lowering of standards that has been promulgated over the past 20 years by the media and the leadership of political parties in both countries, in the pursuit of popularity. This is what happens when democracy grows flabby. The people, when uninterested, must be entertained, and if they can’t be entertained, their fears must be exploited."

This passage made me grin.  This is the sort of prose I wish would come easily to me; instead I labor over getting this across painfully, using actually twice as many words.  By the way, "promulgated" is a little offputting; it means, here, essentially "achieved".

Garrison Keillor: 9 Things We Can Fix Right Now.   In another piece in the same issue of Time, the star of A Prairie Home Companion (a humorist and comedian, but also an astute cultural commentator, with a very specific point of view) suggests:

26. Kill the airport announcements about reporting any person who asks you to carry something aboard the aircraft. Nobody has ever done this.

27. Likewise the flight attendants’ demonstration of how to fasten a seat belt. We know how.

28. Stop making pennies, nickels and dimes. Nobody bends down to pick up even a dime anymore. They’re not worth the trouble.

29. Change the seating in Congress to mix Democrats and Republicans together. Teachers know that you break up gangs by keeping them apart in the cafeteria. Seat politicians by seniority, with the old ones in the back and the new ones down front, so they get the idea that their time is brief.

30. Raise the minimum wage. It makes no sense that people working full-time must live in a dank basement and eat dog food for breakfast.

31. Radio and TV are making the country dumber, and we have enough of that already. Bring back the Fairness Doctrine, requiring broadcasters to present a range of opinions on controversial issues. Otherwise, wear a big red nose and a fright wig.

32. The California drought is God’s way of telling us we can’t have beautiful lawns and golf courses and raise vast almond, avocado and orange crops in a desert. Learn to love aridity.

33. Stop the sale of assault weapons. There are thousands of deranged people dressing up in camo and marching around in the woods, blasting away with automatic rifles, rehearsing for a showdown with the FBI. More people are going to get hurt. Let them use water pistols.

34. Let’s give the words diversity and multicultural a rest. We are diverse, as diverse as can be. Race, gender, ethnic origin and sexual orientation are descriptive but not indicative. We respect individual dignity because we know that each person is mysterious, capable of astonishing things. And speaking for my fellow WASPs, I say vanilla is a complex flavor, rich, interesting. So let’s let up a little with harassing each other and enjoy each other more.


OK, these are all funny, and some of them we ourselves could have proposed years ago.  But the last item is the one that is unexpected.  Give the words diversity and multicultural a rest?

After a little thought, I think I might agree.  These words have been chanted so often by the Politically Correct Publicity Machine that it stinks of hype.  As Keillor says, we're as multicultural as it is possible to get, certainly in the larger cities.  This constant onslaught of the prospect of further diversification of the population only serves to alarm older white folks who have not been to college, in the words of Joe Kline.  There is yet another piece in the same issue of Time by a Vietnamese immigrant, which describes American ethnic diversity from the point of view of an immigrant, a refugee, and a political observer quite eloquently.

This issue of Time contains an extraordinary richness of insights, well worth reading, though I would not go so far as to give an unqualified endorsement of the publication, as it exists today.  But perhaps we had better read it while people of talent are still writing for the print medium; soon everything will begin to look like Internet blogs, more's the pity.

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P.S. I just stumbled on an awesome article I wrote some years ago, about the musical themes of Star Wars!  I can't believe I had forgotten that post!


Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Tom Lehrer Revisited

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This isn't a whole new post, but it turns out that my second most-read post was on Tom Lehrer, originally posted on August 16, 2010.  I noticed only today that the video embedded there had been removed from YouTube, and replaced with others that included more recently discovered chemical elements.  The post can be seen here, with the updated video clips.

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