You can't, unless you're rich already, and maybe not even then. No need to read to the end.
If it was possible, a lot of MAGA would already be comfortably off. There's no earthly reason for Trump to keep everyone suffering for two more years, to open the floodgates of wealth. The Tarriffs would have worked by now, if they were going to work at all. They didn't even make Trump rich. (They were trying to pass a law that would put all the customs payments in Trump's bank accounts, but that didn't work.)
He was trying to arrange for Jan 6th people to get money through suing the DOJ. But the judge caught them at it. Interesting idea, to sue the government, and divert the proceeds to certain private citizens. But most of Trump's ideas are terrible.
Just this evening, I saw a video of Trump explaining to the Press, why he should be put in charge of the Kennedy Center. "I'm a fantastic businessman," he said. "I have lots of experience running successful businesses. The Kennedy Center has been leaking money since the Sixties." But Trump bankrupted so many businesses. The best people to run the Kennedy Center is regular, honest people, not swindlers like Trump and his family.
It's really interesting that the only people willing to take leadership positions in the Federal Government are failed people, with no government experience—except for Musk, who made all our information available to Palantir. An exception is Pam Bondi, who was an AG in Florida. But I consider Florida a shady place, and being a lawyer there is no recommendation.
Then there's the puppy-shooting governor from Montana. [Kristy Noem.] OK, so she should have known how government worked. Unfortunately, though, she bought a plane to use as personal transportation, when she worked as the immigration boss. All the Trump cabinet is possessed with getting fancy personal transportation for themselves, and they use them mostly for showing their sweethearts a good time. Kash Patel is an example.
Trump is slowly learning that any plan (straight or crooked) takes time, and the longer if there are dozens of guys hanging onto Trump's coattails. He really could quite a lot to make life easier for us, if his plans weren't so screwy.
Meanwhile, there are a ton of people surrounding Donald sugesting ideas to him, such as: why don't you surprise bomb Iran?
Oh, you know, Trump must have said, That Netanyahu wants us to take the lead in bombing Iran. (Why? Obviously, the Israelis are sort of White, while the Iranians are not.) OK, I'm going to do it. (Hegseth says: go for it. He's cool with any violence, generally.) Meanwhile, the Trump kids have bought tons of shares in armament manufacturing companies. (Armament companies are usually a good bet during a war. If any of my readers has money saved up, that might be an exception to "No way to make money in the time of Trump" rule, provided there isn't a sneaky racket that redirects most of the profits into Trump accounts.
No news but bad news for poor people. Well go out and vote Republican; you might get a check from Trump. But probably not.
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